Original Air Date: December 14, 2003
Bam, his friends, and the Bloodhound Gang embark on a scavenger hunt. The hunt begins with Bam purchasing three banged-up used cars. Next, he splits everyone up into three teams, with the Bloodhound Gang forming the fourth team. The teams jump into their cars and race around town collecting bizarre items, as well as performing grotesque tasks needed to win the scavenger hunt. At the end of the episode, it is revealed that Bam and his crew have been kicked out of the township for all they’ve done this season.
Special Guest Appearances by: Bloodhound Gang, Tim O’Connor, Jason Ellis
Original Air Date: December 7, 2003
Bam says he plans to take April, Phil, Don Vito and his friends out for a boating trip on the Susquehanna River in Pennsylvania, but actually plans to leave April, Phil and Don Vito on an island 100 yards away from Three Mile Island nuclear power plant. Once arriving, April becomes suspicious and decides to turn the tables on her son by leaving Bam and his friends on the island. It then rains on the island and Bam ends up catching a cold. They also build a makeshift ramp out of wood and duct tape, build a fort using wood to try to keep the rain out, fart during a game of poker with Don Vito, have Glomb go skating naked, burn a cake, and eventually they escape from the island. The episode ends with a news anchor visiting April and telling her that her house has been blown up. April finds out that the house is still standing and forgives Bam, and Bam forgives April.
Original Air Date: November 30, 2003
Bam decides to decorate the Margera house with ultra-bright lights, man-made snow, giant-sized Christmas ornaments, and an indoor ice skating rink.
Original Air Date: November 23, 2003
April & Phil go on a three-day-weekend leaving Bam at home. While they’re away, Bam and his friends paint the kitchen and everything in it blue. Next, they build a secret underground tunnel into Don Vito’s house. Then, the boys steal April’s car and convert it into a hot rod. Lastly, Bam and his crew put Don Vito and Phil into a big plastic box and shoot random items into it by using a machine. They shoot honey, Corn Flakes, anchovies, money, worms, roaches and maggots. One of the worms crawls into Don Vito’s pants and dies. Afterwards, Don Vito gets honey poured on him, gets money stuck on him, and eats a hoagie.
Original Air Date: November 16, 2003
Bam decides to take Phil and April and his friends to Las Vegas to celebrate Phil and April’s wedding anniversary. Bam’s friends order Russian mail-order brides, see Elvis impersonators, Don Vito dyes his hair blue, and they all have a hotel room food fight. What isn’t seen on the DVD release or in reruns is a few extra guests who Bam invited: the Dudesons from Finland. If you look closely during the Vegas Hypnotist deleted scene and during the party at the end you can see them hanging out. They brought their own cameras with them to film for an episode of their own Finnish TV show.
Original Air Date: November 9, 2003
Bam and his friends decide to host a family reunion with a medieval theme. Bam and friends build a drawbridge and a moat to replace the front door and erect a walled area in the form of a castle in the front yard. Dressed in medieval armor, Bam & Co., including Compton Ass Terry riding atop an elephant, host a feast. Soon after, Bam’s grandmother, Lady Mum Mum, leaves the party claiming “this whole family is crazy!”
Special Guest Appearance by: Mike Vallely, Compton Ass Terry
Original Air Date: November 2, 2003
Bam wants to see if Phil, who is overweight, can go without food for an entire day. Bam tells his family and friends “Don’t Feed Phil,” and puts up flyers saying the same around town. And to celebrate his father’s fast, Bam hosts a Turbonegro concert in his living room. At the end of the episode, Bam pulls a fungus-infested toenail from Don Vito’s foot with wire cutters.
Special Guest Appearance by: Turbonegro
Original Air Date: October 26, 2003
Bam tries to anger Phil by installing a fire pole in the living room, ironing on decals of hamburgers on Phil’s clothes, replacing the toothpaste with ground meat and demolishing Phil’s van. Next, Bam gets his parents out of the house by sending them to Atlantic City. As soon as Phil & April hit the road, Bam and crew get to work converting the family home into an indoor/outdoor skate park.
Special Guest Appearance by: Tim O’Connor, Tony Hawk, Kenny Hughes, Bucky Lasek, Kevin Staab