Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah to you all!!! By now you all know what a pathetic turd Brandon Novak is. Here is a lovely soft American Apparel T-shirt that is a celebration of that very fact. Novaks’ song goes like this……

on the 12th day of Christmas, Novak gave to me…..

12 Types of Hep,
11 Overdoses,
10 Tries at rehab,
9 Mingers Mingin,
8 Dirty Whores,
7 Butts Licked,
6 Kissed Dicks,
5 Zanny bars,
4 dirty Needles,
3 Smokes left,
2 Bags of Boog,
and I lost Bams’ Brand New Watch!

Wow. And that is a true story! This time of year is a time for joyousness, so lets all try to remember how disgusting and sad Brandon Nudie Novak is. He is the guy who already HAS everything, and will try to give it to you.

Check out the Pictures in our pics section.

There is a Paypal Button on out myspace page that will help you place your order. Please remember all USA orders that are intended to be Christmas or Holiday gifts should probably be placed by December 15th! Hurry and order soon !!!!!! And make sure to take advantage of our Holiday sale!!!!Happy Holidays, xoxox,

X-mas Wizards sleeve T-shirt sale!!!!!!!! Get limited edition shirts for cheap cheap cheap!!!!!

Yo, Bubs! hanukkah is almost here, and christmas is around the bend. We want you all to sport some sweet shit, at a sweet price! It’s our gift to you.
We’ve dropped the price just for the holidays
Now you can save on
“I’m Gay, You’re Gay”(were $40, NOW $30)
“Beer+Ice”(were $40, NOW $30)
“Goin’ Places” (were $40, NOW $30)
Hoodies (were $60, NOW $50)
Girly Jackets (were $60, NOW $50)
Jihad scarves (were $20, NOW $15)

You cant afford not to buy one!!! Stop being such a scrooge and maybe buy your friend a goddamned t-shirt!! Stop scratchin’ your jingleballs, and place your orders!!!!!!!
Bam & Seth
Please place your christmas orders by December 20 for the USA, and by December 15 for international orders to ensure they will be there on time!

Where the $&% is Santa? DVD

Check out the website Warner Home Video created for my new DVD: Bam
Margera Presents: Where the $&% is Santa?:

You can also buy the new DVD on Tuesday December 2nd at the following places:

Baker & Taylor
Best Buy
Hollywood Video
Movie Gallery

and also click link below for website updates:

NEW!!!!Novak Shopping list t-shirt, Duds!!!!Each signed by BAM!!!!

Yo, Mons!!! We’ve got a brand spankin’ new shirt!! Based on the painting I made of shitty Novak’s crappy grocery list!
Seth and I are hand signing every shirt, so you can bet it’s gonna be worth a bundle and probably be in a museum some day…Tell your mom and/ or dad, you’ve got a new fangled interest in the arts
Each shirt is one of a kind because we hand mix the paint differently for each one.
Here’s your chance to own an effin masterpiece, Dud!!
Bam & Seth

Where The $&% Is Santa trailer

Warner Brothers released the “Where The $&% Is Santa” trailer. If you have trouble viewing it on quicktime format, you can also watch it in WMV and FLV file. Simply copy one of the 3 links below to watch. Or check out the blog on his myspace page. Enjoy!

Where The $&% Is Santa – Trailer (Quicktime format)

Where The $&% Is Santa – Trailer (Windows Media Format)

Where The $&% Is Santa – Trailer (Flash Format)

NEW WIZARD’S SLEEVE Stuff!!! NEW Wizards Sleeve Hoodies!!!! Vito Beer+ Ice

Aw Yeah, Basically, fuck yeah. Finally we made the “Vito Beer +Ice” into T shirts, soft black t-shirts! That man is some mathematician.
We have Wizards Sleeve hoodies, too!. They also come in super soft black american apparel hoodies, and each one has the logo and different star patterns printed all over. Pretty sweet one of a kind shit. Check out our profile for photos.

Hope everyones October is shaping up to be tits!!!!!!!!
Bam & Seth

paypal address is
shirts $40+$5 s&h
hoodies $60 +$5 s&h
make sure to write your order in the message box