Original Air Date: May 23, 2004
Bam and the crew leave Skatopia in one piece and continue their trek towards Mardi Gras. Don Vito continues to get annoyed at Tony Hawk for delaying their travel with his constant skate sessions. Eventually, the crew arrives in New Orleans.
Special Guest Appearance by: Tony Hawk, Tim O’Connor, Jason Ellis, Donny Barley
Original Air Date: May 16, 2004
Bam (with a group of skateboarding legends including Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis, Tim O’Connor, and Donny Barley) head to Mardi Gras in 2 RV’s. Meanwhile, Ryan Dunn is left with a mini-motorcycle to get to Mardi Gras because he refused to wake up in time. On the way down the RV’s declare war and Bam sessions out-of-the-way skate spots. Don Vito becomes angry and yells at Tony Hawk, “No more skateboarding!”
Special Guest Appearance by: Tony Hawk, Tim O’Connor, Jason Ellis, Donny Barley
Original Air Date: May 9, 2004
Bam enters Phil and Don Vito in a competition he calls “The Fat Boy Face Off.” The contest includes hoagie racing, spinning in circles until dizzy, and an obstacle course called the “Slobstacle Course.” To their surprise, there is no prize, only destruction to their own personal property – and in the end the only winner is, of course, Bam.
Original Air Date: May 2, 2004
When Bam learns that the legendary metal band Slayer are coming for a visit, the boys feel the need to do some redecorating and modifications to the house. Home improvements include installing an indoor mini-half pipe, a pirate-themed bar, and a full-scale concert stage in the yard. Bam then invites the whole town to a backyard concert/bash. As the evening approaches, Bam decides that Don Vito needs to bring a date and they try to find him one.
Special Guest Appearance by: Slayer
Original Air Date: April 25, 2004
Bam and the crew search for a new home and stumble upon a secluded house with acres of yard, complete with a unicorn mural painted on the side. Bam and the boys decide to abandon their unpacking duties and head to Amsterdam for a CKY show, leaving April and Phil to unpack and decorate the new house. Bam returns from Amsterdam and hates what April has done with the house. Bam proclaims, “New house, new rules!”
Special Guest Appearance by: Jess Margera
Original Air Date: December 14, 2003
Bam, his friends, and the Bloodhound Gang embark on a scavenger hunt. The hunt begins with Bam purchasing three banged-up used cars. Next, he splits everyone up into three teams, with the Bloodhound Gang forming the fourth team. The teams jump into their cars and race around town collecting bizarre items, as well as performing grotesque tasks needed to win the scavenger hunt. At the end of the episode, it is revealed that Bam and his crew have been kicked out of the township for all they’ve done this season.
Special Guest Appearances by: Bloodhound Gang, Tim O’Connor, Jason Ellis
Original Air Date: December 7, 2003
Bam says he plans to take April, Phil, Don Vito and his friends out for a boating trip on the Susquehanna River in Pennsylvania, but actually plans to leave April, Phil and Don Vito on an island 100 yards away from Three Mile Island nuclear power plant. Once arriving, April becomes suspicious and decides to turn the tables on her son by leaving Bam and his friends on the island. It then rains on the island and Bam ends up catching a cold. They also build a makeshift ramp out of wood and duct tape, build a fort using wood to try to keep the rain out, fart during a game of poker with Don Vito, have Glomb go skating naked, burn a cake, and eventually they escape from the island. The episode ends with a news anchor visiting April and telling her that her house has been blown up. April finds out that the house is still standing and forgives Bam, and Bam forgives April.
Original Air Date: November 30, 2003
Bam decides to decorate the Margera house with ultra-bright lights, man-made snow, giant-sized Christmas ornaments, and an indoor ice skating rink.
Original Air Date: November 23, 2003
April & Phil go on a three-day-weekend leaving Bam at home. While they’re away, Bam and his friends paint the kitchen and everything in it blue. Next, they build a secret underground tunnel into Don Vito’s house. Then, the boys steal April’s car and convert it into a hot rod. Lastly, Bam and his crew put Don Vito and Phil into a big plastic box and shoot random items into it by using a machine. They shoot honey, Corn Flakes, anchovies, money, worms, roaches and maggots. One of the worms crawls into Don Vito’s pants and dies. Afterwards, Don Vito gets honey poured on him, gets money stuck on him, and eats a hoagie.
Original Air Date: November 16, 2003
Bam decides to take Phil and April and his friends to Las Vegas to celebrate Phil and April’s wedding anniversary. Bam’s friends order Russian mail-order brides, see Elvis impersonators, Don Vito dyes his hair blue, and they all have a hotel room food fight. What isn’t seen on the DVD release or in reruns is a few extra guests who Bam invited: the Dudesons from Finland. If you look closely during the Vegas Hypnotist deleted scene and during the party at the end you can see them hanging out. They brought their own cameras with them to film for an episode of their own Finnish TV show.