Although the “Mentos & Cola Ass Enema (on Rollerskates)” took top billing this week, the first thing we shot with Bam Margera on the afternoon he was in the office involved a “net gun.” None of us were all too sure how this gadget was going to work, but Bam and Johnny Knoxville figured it was worth a shot using it in conjunction with our in-office slider bar, a/k/a “Frankenstein,” a nickname earned after repeated attempts by JxPx Blackmon to breathe skateable life into this creation of his. In the end, while the net gun did prove effective in impeding Bam?s mobility, the metal-edged doorframe to Wolfie?s office was ultimately the most effective way of stopping him in his tracks.

For those of you that may have missed Bam Margera?s hour-long live chat session a few weeks back, here?s an edited version of his appearance. In brief, Rick Kosick opens the show, checks out the status of Bam?s “hologram of dicks” brand, but is then quickly replaced by Johnny Knoxville. Knoxville, who is wielding a long iron pipe for no apparent reason, talks about his torn urethra and the trials and tribulations of having a catheter stuck in his pee-pee. The two then recount their “Stingmore Mine” episode on jackass number two before going back further in time to memories of their first stunts. Here we learn that Bam fell off a roof at the age of six and loved the painful sensation, and that Knoxville was a fat fucking baby who hated crib life. And now, as Kosick would say, “Outro.”