Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah to you all!!! By now you all know what a pathetic turd Brandon Novak is. Here is a lovely soft American Apparel T-shirt that is a celebration of that very fact. Novaks’ song goes like this……
on the 12th day of Christmas, Novak gave to me…..
12 Types of Hep,
10 Tries at rehab,
9 Mingers Mingin,
8 Dirty Whores,
7 Butts Licked,
6 Kissed Dicks,
5 Zanny bars,
4 dirty Needles,
3 Smokes left,
2 Bags of Boog,
and I lost Bams’ Brand New Watch!
Wow. And that is a true story! This time of year is a time for joyousness, so lets all try to remember how disgusting and sad Brandon Nudie Novak is. He is the guy who already HAS everything, and will try to give it to you.
Check out the Pictures in our pics section.
There is a Paypal Button on out myspace page that will help you place your order. Please remember all USA orders that are intended to be Christmas or Holiday gifts should probably be placed by December 15th! Hurry and order soon !!!!!! And make sure to take advantage of our Holiday sale!!!!Happy Holidays, xoxox,
BAM & SETH