Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah to you all!!! By now you all know what a pathetic turd Brandon Novak is. Here is a lovely soft American Apparel T-shirt that is a celebration of that very fact. Novaks’ song goes like this……
on the 12th day of Christmas, Novak gave to me…..
12 Types of Hep,
10 Tries at rehab,
9 Mingers Mingin,
8 Dirty Whores,
7 Butts Licked,
6 Kissed Dicks,
5 Zanny bars,
4 dirty Needles,
3 Smokes left,
2 Bags of Boog,
and I lost Bams’ Brand New Watch!
Wow. And that is a true story! This time of year is a time for joyousness, so lets all try to remember how disgusting and sad Brandon Nudie Novak is. He is the guy who already HAS everything, and will try to give it to you.
Check out the Pictures in our pics section.
There is a Paypal Button on out myspace page that will help you place your order. Please remember all USA orders that are intended to be Christmas or Holiday gifts should probably be placed by December 15th! Hurry and order soon !!!!!! And make sure to take advantage of our Holiday sale!!!!Happy Holidays, xoxox,
BAM & SETH
Yo, Bubs! hanukkah is almost here, and christmas is around the bend. We want you all to sport some sweet shit, at a sweet price! It’s our gift to you.
We’ve dropped the price just for the holidays
Now you can save on
“I’m Gay, You’re Gay”(were $40, NOW $30)
“Beer+Ice”(were $40, NOW $30)
“Goin’ Places” (were $40, NOW $30)
Hoodies (were $60, NOW $50)
Girly Jackets (were $60, NOW $50)
Jihad scarves (were $20, NOW $15)
You cant afford not to buy one!!! Stop being such a scrooge and maybe buy your friend a goddamned t-shirt!! Stop scratchin’ your jingleballs, and place your orders!!!!!!!
Bam & Seth
Please place your christmas orders by December 20 for the USA, and by December 15 for international orders to ensure they will be there on time!
Yo, Mons!!! We’ve got a brand spankin’ new shirt!! Based on the painting I made of shitty Novak’s crappy grocery list! Seth and I are hand signing every shirt, so you can bet it’s gonna be worth a bundle and probably be in a museum some day…Tell your mom and/ or dad, you’ve got a new fangled interest in the arts Each shirt is one of a kind because we hand mix the paint differently for each one. Here’s your chance to own an effin masterpiece, Dud!! xoxo Bam & Seth
Novak, proving he will do anything for money, performed gay sex acts on Richard Christy’s butt for $250.
Bam admitted to Howard that he once tried to have a threesome with Missy and the lead singer of the band HIM, Ville Valo, but Missy refused. Bam also said he recently lost his wedding ring after a night of drunken fooling around at a metal show in Philadelphia. Missy replied that she cried for a week after she found out, and is still upset about it.
Bam Margera will be hosting HowardTV’s The Most Outrageous Stern Show Moments of 2008.
Warner Brothers released the “Where The $&% Is Santa” trailer. If you have trouble viewing it on quicktime format, you can also watch it in WMV and FLV file. Simply copy one of the 3 links below to watch. Or check out the blog on his myspace page. Enjoy!
The Element X Kat Von D series release is Nov. 8th at Active skate shop. Bam, Mike V and Kat will be there for an autograph signing. Stop on by if your in the area. ACTIVE – WESTWOOD 1083 & 1087 Broxton St. Westwood Village Los Angeles, CA 90024